You a computer programmer?

Yep. You probably are. Did you ever make a website for no real reason because you wanted to be a blogger for a week? Than that qualifies. Did you ever decide that your computer was an awesome way to watch movies? Than that qualifies. Ever use your keyboard as a paperweight? You're a computer programmer. Here are some of your deductions:

• The seven computers you bought and then returned. You have receipts for all of them right? Deduct all of them. If you get audited inform the IRS that a rabid Racoon ran off with the extra ones. (Supplies)
• World of Warcraft Subscription. How else are you going to meet and network with other computer programming professionals, noob? (Networking, Professional Development)
• Your cans of air. These help clean up your keyboard. Also, your cool whip canisters fall under this category too. No one needs to know you get high with them. Perhaps NO2 just helps your keyboard out so much. (Supplies)
• Fritos. (Meals, 50%)
• You are not able to write off any pornographic subscriptions (meals & entertainment) since any true programmer knows how to find that without paying. Yes. Even the good stuff.
• The illegally ripped off versions of Microsoft Word and Adobe Photoshop. You should have paid for them, so you should be able to write them off. (Supplies)

The only working man the government will get this year is the stupid working man who doesn't know better.